In all seriousness I am a conservative person and would not normally tell this to strangers. But one it is funny, two I would love your suggestions. This is what happened this morning.
My 13 year old son walked into the livingroom this morning and said
michael-Mom I woke up last night (He has sleep issues and struggles with waking up and doing things he should not, and he is really trying to be accountable so i thought i was going to hear him apologize)
me-ok michael what did you do?
michael-I heard it?
me-You heard what?
michael-It, you and dad doing it! (he had the sweatest softest voice)
dad- no you heard me getting turned down
me- why did you not knock on the door
DS-because i knew you needed your private time
me-well michael this should be a reminder that your mom and dad still love each other
me- michael you need to go take your shower
Rob-so do I get a repeat tonight
me- are you kidding we are never ever, never ever. this is the second time something like this has happened
This is where we get to talk about all the benefits to being married to each other. That is when my face is not so red